Peter: Alright, so 1 Corinthians 8. Basically, it talks about food sacrificed to idols. Basically, if you're a Christian, you should avoid these things.

Lois: So like, if I'm eating a Big Mac, I gotta make sure it wasn't sacrificed to an idol? Meg: Mom, that's not what it means!

Brian: Yeah, it's more about like, if you're eating with someone who isn't a Christian - like, if you're at a restaurant with a friend who is a heathen, and they order something that was sacrificed to an idol, you should still be cool and not make a big deal out of it.

Stewie: Yeah, like if you don't eat it, you could make your friend feel bad and that would be bad. So the takeaway is, if you're with someone who isn't a Christian, don't be a douche and make sure you don't get too self-righteous.

Peter: Ah, yeah, that's it in a nutshell. Now let's go get some Big Macs!