Alex Trebek: Let's take a moment to get to know you better. What do you do for a living?

Contestant: I'm actually a Bible scholar, and I'd love to tell you about 1 Corinthians 6.

Alex Trebek (trying to be polite): Oh, that sounds nice.

Contestant: It's actually pretty interesting. 1 Corinthians 6 talks about how Christians should use their spiritual gifts in order to serve one another. It also talks about how Christians should not bring lawsuits against each other, but instead forgive one another, and seek justice in the Lord.

Alex Trebek (trying to suppress his frustration): That's... uh, nice. Anything else?

Contestant: Yes! It also says that sexual immorality and idolatry are sins that should be avoided. It also encourages believers to honor and respect their bodies as temples of the Holy Spirit.

Alex Trebek (visibly exasperated): Alright, that's enough about the Bible. Let's talk about something else.