Alex Trebek: Okay, so tell me about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to tell you about 1 Corinthians 7.

Alex Trebek: (Rolls eyes) Ugh, not this again. What is the Bible?

Contestant: 1 Corinthians 7 is all about marriage, singleness, and the benefits of each. Paul encourages believers to remain single if they can, as not being married makes it easier to serve God. However, he also acknowledges that it is better to marry than to burn with passion, and encourages married couples to remain faithful and harmonious. He also discusses issues of divorce, and urges couples to remain together.

Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Alright, I think I have heard enough. Please tell me something else about yourself.