Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'd like to start by summarizing Mark 1. Alex Trebek: (Sighing) Alright, go ahead. Contestant: Mark 1 tells the story of John the Baptist, who is sent by God to prepare the way for Jesus. →

Alex Trebek: So, contestant, what have you been up to lately? Contestant: Well, I've been reading the Bible, and I just finished the second chapter of the Gospel of Mark. Alex Trebek: Ah, that's nice. →

Alex: So, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'd love to tell you about Mark 3. It starts with Jesus healing a man with a withered hand in the synagogue. The Pharisees were so angry that they started plotting to kill Jesus. →

Alex: So, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I'd like to share a summary of Mark 4. Alex: [sighs] Alright, go ahead. Contestant: In the fourth chapter, Jesus begins to teach the people with parables. →

Alex: So, contestant, tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, Alex, I'm currently studying the Bible, and I'd love to tell you about Mark 5! Alex: (sighs) I suppose that will have to do. →

Alex Trebek: So, contestant, tell me a little about yourself! Contestant: Well, Alex, the Bible is a great source of knowledge and I believe it's important to understand its teachings. That's why I'm going to give you a brief summary of Mark 6! →

Alex: "So, what do you do for a living?" Contestant: "Well, Alex, I'm a Bible scholar, and I've been studying the book of Mark lately. In Mark 7, Jesus teaches about the importance of inner purity over following religious traditions and rules. →

Alex Trebek: So tell me a little bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'm an avid Bible reader, and I'm currently reading the book of Mark. Alex Trebek: Oh, that's nice. So, uh, what have you been reading about in Mark? →

Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a bit about yourself. What do you do for fun?" Contestant: "Well, I love to read the Bible. I'm currently reading the Gospel of Mark. For example, in Chapter 9 it talks about Jesus' transfiguration. →

Alex: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'd like to tell you about Mark 10 in the Bible. Alex: [Annoyed] Oh, great. [Sighs] What is it? Contestant: Mark 10 begins with Jesus speaking to his disciples about divorce and then healing a blind man. →

Alex: Okay, so what do you two do for fun? Contestant: Well, actually, I wanted to tell you about my favorite book: The Bible. Alex: (sighing) Okay, sure, go ahead. Contestant: Alright, in the book of Mark, chapter 11, Jesus enters Jerusalem and curses a fig tree for not bearing fruit. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I thought I'd tell you a bit about the Bible! Specifically, I wanted to tell you about the book of Mark, chapter 12. Alex Trebek: [Sighing] Okay, I guess we can talk about the Bible. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, let's get to know you a bit. What do you do for a living? Contestant: I'm a Bible scholar! I specialize in summarizing the Bible chapter by chapter. Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, if you insist. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so what do you do for a living? Contestant: I'm a theologian, and I specialize in summarizing the Bible. Alex: That's great. So, what can you tell me about Mark 14? Contestant: Well, Mark 14 tells the story of Jesus visiting the home of a man named Simon, and a woman who anoints Jesus with expensive oil. →

Alex Trebek: So contestant, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, Alex, I happen to be a big fan of the Bible. I'd like to tell you a bit about it. Alex Trebek: [Sighs deeply] Okay, let's hear it. →

Alex Trebek: So, contestant, tell us a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'd like to talk about the Bible, specifically Mark 16. Alex Trebek (sighing): Alright, let's hear it. Contestant: In Mark 16, Jesus rises from the dead and appears to Mary Magdalene and other women. →