Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a bit about yourself. What do you do for fun?"

Contestant: "Well, I love to read the Bible. I'm currently reading the Gospel of Mark. For example, in Chapter 9 it talks about Jesus' transfiguration."

Alex Trebek: "Ah, yes, fascinating. So, what else do you like to do?"

Contestant: "Mark 9 also talks about Jesus teaching his disciples that anyone who believes in Him will not perish but have eternal life."

Alex Trebek: "Um, that's nice. So, what other hobbies do you have?"

Contestant: "In Mark 9, Jesus also talks about how people must deny themselves and take up their crosses if they want to follow Him. And then He tells his followers that whoever is not against Him is for Him."

Alex Trebek: (Sighing) "Yes, that's...interesting. Anything else you'd like to tell me about yourself?"

Contestant: "Oh, and there's also the story of a man whose son was possessed by a demon, and Jesus cast out the demon and healed the boy."

Alex Trebek: (Rolling his eyes) "Uh-huh. Well, it was nice getting to know you, contestant. Good luck in the game!"