Alex Trebek: Alright, let's get to know you a bit. What do you do for a living?

Contestant: I'm a Bible scholar! I specialize in summarizing the Bible chapter by chapter.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, if you insist. What can you tell me about Mark 13?

Contestant: Mark 13 focuses on the signs of the end times. Jesus warns his disciples to be prepared for the coming tribulation and promises that those who endure to the end will be saved. He also emphasizes the importance of being watchful, as no one knows when the end will come.

Alex Trebek: [Rolls his eyes] That's great, but can you tell me something about yourself-

Contestant: Oh, and Jesus emphasizes that no one should be deceived by false prophets who come in his name.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Very interesting. But let's-

Contestant: Jesus also commands his disciples to be bold in their faith and to not be afraid of suffering, as He will be with them to the end.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs exasperatedly] Okay, I think we've heard enough about Mark 13. Let's move on to something else.