Alex Trebek: So tell me a little bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I'm an avid Bible reader, and I'm currently reading the book of Mark.

Alex Trebek: Oh, that's nice. So, uh, what have you been reading about in Mark?

Contestant: Well, in Mark 8, Jesus feeds a crowd with only seven loaves of bread and a few small fish.

Alex Trebek: [Sighing] Okay... uh, what else?

Contestant: After that, Jesus is challenged by the Pharisees and begins to teach them about the Kingdom of God. Then Jesus takes Peter, James, and John to a mountain and is transfigured before them.

Alex Trebek: [Rolling his eyes] Is that it?

Contestant: No, after that, Jesus begins to talk about how he is going to suffer and die, and he predicts that Peter will deny him three times. Then Jesus heals a blind man, and then he and his disciples go to Caesarea Philippi, where Jesus asks the disciples who people think he is.

Alex Trebek: [Sighing] Alright, let's move on.