Peter: Alright everyone, it's time for another chapter of the Bible. This time it's Mark 8.

Brian: Oh boy, I'm so excited!

Stewie: Who cares? Let's just get on with it.

Peter: Alright, so Jesus is with his disciples and they've run out of bread.

Chris: That's why you always gotta have an extra loaf!

Peter: So Jesus miraculously produces seven loaves of bread and a few fish, which is enough to feed the 4,000 people who are there.

Stewie: Wow, that's like an episode of Iron Chef.

Peter: Yeah, then Jesus goes off by himself to pray and he's tempted by the devil.

Brian: Like when he was on the mountain in The Empire Strikes Back?

Peter: Exactly. Then Jesus and his disciples cross the lake and the people demand a sign from him.

Chris: That's like when Fin from Aquamarine asked for a sign from the sea gods.

Peter: Yeah, then Jesus talks about the yeast of the Pharisees and Sadducees, which is a metaphor for their hypocrisy. Finally, Jesus heals a blind man and sends him away.

Stewie: Oh, like when Anakin Skywalker was healed by the Emperor?

Peter: Yep, that's about it for this chapter.