Peter: Alright, so Mark 12 starts out with Jesus teaching in the temple and talking about the importance of paying taxes. He then answers a question about the resurrection from the Sadducees.

Lois: But wait, isn't Sadducees like the Hogwarts house no one likes?

Stewie: No, Mom, that's Slytherin. Anyway, Jesus then tells a parable about a tenant farmer who kills the owner's servants and son and is still punished.

Brian: That's like that episode of Game of Thrones when they killed that one kid.

Peter: Yeah, the one with the "Red Wedding". So then Jesus tells the people to render unto Caesar what is Caesar's and unto God what is God's.

Lois: That's like when I told you to render unto me the remote control.

Stewie: Then Jesus is asked about the greatest commandment and he says to love God and love your neighbor as yourself.

Brian: That's like that episode of The Office when Michael Scott said that love is the greatest thing.

Peter: Yeah, and then he's asked about the messiah and he says it's not the son of David. Then he tells the scribes to stop being so hypocritical and then he tells a parable about a vineyard that was given to tenants but they refused to give the owner his share of the harvest.

Lois: That's like that episode of Seinfeld when they were trying to get free soup.

Stewie: Yeah, and then Jesus denounces the scribes and then he's asked about the greatest commandment again and he answers the same way.

Brian: That's like that episode of Friends when Chandler and Joey were trying to figure out which one was the greatest.

Peter: Yeah, and then he talks about the widow who gives her last two coins and then he talks about the destruction of the temple. And then he flees to the Mount of Olives.

Lois: That's like the time I had to flee to the bathroom after eating that burrito.

Stewie: Yeah, and then Jesus gives some final warnings about false prophets and then he says the time is near and then the chapter ends.