Peter: Alright, so Mark 14. Jesus is in the Garden of Gethsemane and he's asking his disciples to stay awake and keep watch with him while he prays.

Lois: Hey, like that time I was on a date with Bruce Willis and he asked me to keep watch while he took a nap?

Peter: Uh, sure, Lois. Anyways, Jesus starts to feel really sad and scared, and he asks his disciples three times to stay awake and they just keep dozing off.

Cleveland: So, like that time I stayed up all night to watch The Matrix, and then I fell asleep in the middle of it?

Peter: Yeah, Cleveland, just like that. So, then Judas shows up with a bunch of guards and he betrays Jesus by kissing him.

Stewie: Yeah, like that time I went to the mall and I kissed that mannequin that I thought was a real person.

Peter: Alright, Stewie, let's stay focused on the Bible. So, then the guards arrest Jesus and take him away.

Brian: Hey, I remember when I was arrested for that DUI.

Peter: Brian, this is a Bible summary, not a summary of your rap sheet. So, yeah, the guards take Jesus away and the disciples all run away.

Quagmire: That's like that time I was in Vegas and I ran away from the cops.

Peter: Well, it's a little different, Quagmire. But, yeah, that's basically what happens in Mark 14.