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Peter: Alright, so this chapter is all about Jesus.

Lois: Ah, so it's like The Passion of the Christ, but without all the violence.

Brian: No, it's more like Jesus Christ Superstar with a dash of The Greatest Showman.

Stewie: Ugh, I'm so over musicals. Let's just get to the summary.

Peter: Alright, so the chapter starts off with a quote from the prophet Isaiah.

Brian: Ah, so it's like the opening scene of Star Wars, but with a Bible twist.

Lois: Isaiah is basically saying that Jesus is the Messiah.

Stewie: Then it moves on to John the Baptist, who was a pretty wild dude. He was preaching in the desert and baptizing people.

Peter: Yeah, and he said that Jesus was the one who was gonna take away everybody's sins.

Brian: So it's kind of like the Red Wedding from Game of Thrones, but with a positive outcome.

Lois: Then Jesus comes onto the scene and he's baptized by John.

Stewie: After that, the heavens opened up and the Holy Spirit came down like an angel in the form of a dove.

Peter: And then God's voice was heard saying, "You are my Son, whom I love; with you I am well pleased."

Brian: So it's like God is the dad in The Incredibles, but with a bit more gravitas.

Lois: Then the Spirit drove Jesus into the desert, where he was tested by the devil.

Stewie: But Jesus resisted his temptations, so the devil had to scram.

Peter: And when Jesus came back from the desert, he started preaching and healing people.

Brian: It's like Jesus is the hero in a superhero movie, but he's using the power of faith instead of superpowers.

Lois: So that's the end of the chapter.

Stewie: Yeah, and I think I'm starting to get into this Bible stuff.