Peter: Alright, so in Mark 15, Jesus is brought before Pilate and he's all like, "Hey man, what's up?"

Lois: And then Pilate is all like, "You've been accused of treason and I'm gonna have to pass judgment on you".

Stewie: But Jesus is like, "Oh, come on, man. I'm innocent! I'm not a criminal!"

Brian: Pilate's like, "I don't care, I'm gonna have to pass judgment on you anyway, so get ready".

Peter: So Pilate gives the people a choice. He's like, "Hey, you can have either Jesus or Barabbas, who's a criminal".

Lois: And the people are like, "Oh, Barabbas! We want Barabbas!" So they let him go and they sentence Jesus to death.

Stewie: But then Pilate takes Jesus and he's all like, "Hey, you're gonna die, but I'm gonna wash my hands and say I'm not responsible".

Brian: So Jesus is taken and crucified, and then it's like the world stops. It's totally silent, like the world has ended.

Peter: But then Jesus rises from the dead and he's like, "Haha, I'm back!" And it's like, "What?! He's alive again?!"

Lois: So it's like this totally crazy ending, and everyone is totally confused. But that's the end of Mark 15!