Alex Trebek: So contestant, tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, Alex, I happen to be a big fan of the Bible. I'd like to tell you a bit about it.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs deeply] Okay, let's hear it.

Contestant: Alright, I'll start with Mark 15. It tells the story of Jesus being arrested and put on trial by Pontius Pilate. Pilate finds Jesus innocent, but the crowd insists that he be crucified. Pilate washes his hands of the situation, and Jesus is taken away and crucified. Jesus dies on the cross and is buried, and on the third day he is resurrected.

Alex Trebek: [Rolls eyes] That's nice. Anything else?

Contestant: Um, yes, actually! After Jesus is resurrected, he appears to his disciples and gives them the Great Commission to go and spread the gospel.

Alex Trebek: [Exasperated] Is that it? Anything else?

Contestant: No, that's pretty much it for Mark 15.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright then, moving on.