Alex Trebek: So, contestant, tell me a little about yourself!

Contestant: Well, Alex, the Bible is a great source of knowledge and I believe it's important to understand its teachings. That's why I'm going to give you a brief summary of Mark 6!

Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Alright, go ahead.

Contestant: In Mark 6, Jesus travels to his hometown of Nazareth and teaches in the synagogues. The people there are astonished and reject his words. Jesus sends out his twelve disciples to preach and perform miracles. Herod hears of Jesus and is disturbed, but is unable to act against him. Herod has John the Baptist beheaded, and his disciples come to tell Jesus. Jesus then travels to other towns and performs more miracles.

Alex Trebek: (Rolls eyes) That's great, thank you. Moving on...