Hey, y'all! Welcome to Bible Update. I'm Norm MacDonald and this week, we've got the book of Mark, chapter 6. So, Jesus goes to his hometown and starts teaching, but the locals don't take too kindly to it, so he sends out the 12 disciples with some instructions. Then, John the Baptist gets beheaded, and Jesus is like, "Nope, not getting involved in that." So, he heads off to the other side of the lake, and the people follow him. They bring him all their sick and even the dead, and Jesus makes them all better. The Pharisees and Sadducees are like, "Ugh, not these guys again," so they try to trip Jesus up with questions. But Jesus is like, "Nah, I got this," and he answers them all. So, the people are all amazed. Then, Jesus feeds 5,000 people with just 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish. Afterward, Jesus sends the disciples off in a boat, and he goes to a mountain to pray. Meanwhile, the disciples are getting tossed around in a storm, but Jesus shows up and saves them. The end. Well, that's all for Bible Update. I'm Norm MacDonald, and I'm outta here.