Well, welcome to another edition of Weekend Update! This week, let's take a look at the Bible, particularly Mark 2. We got Jesus healing a paralytic, and then a bunch of religious guys getting mad at Him for doing it on the Sabbath. But honestly, why do these religious guys care? It's not like Jesus is taking a break from walking on water to go get a manicure or something. And I guess that's why Jesus is so popular - He does what He wants. Anyway, we also have Jesus talking about how it's easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God, so that's fun too. So, if you're looking for something to do on the Sabbath, just heal some people and you should be good. This is Norm MacDonald, reminding you that it's always the rich guy's fault.