Listen up, maggots! This is Mark 2. In this chapter, Jesus shocks everyone by forgiving the sins of a paralyzed man. He tells the man he is healed, then orders him to rise up and walk. The man does, and everyone is shocked. Then, Jesus calls some tax collectors to follow him. Everyone is angry about it, but Jesus explains that he came to help sinners, not the righteous. He also hangs out with sinners and eats with them. The religious leaders are angry, but Jesus explains that he has come to save the world, not just follow the rules. He even says that it is better to do good than to follow the rules. Finally, he heals on the Sabbath day and upsets the religious leaders even more. That's it. Now get out there and do some good!