Listen, Jack, here's the deal. This chapter is all about Jesus doing some pretty incredible stuff. Literally, he is like a superhero! He heals a guy who is paralyzed. No malarkey! Then, he says some stuff about how it's easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. C'mon, man! My father used to say the same thing. He used to say, 'Rich folks have to work hard to get into Heaven!' See here, Jack, I'm not joking.

Then, Jesus starts eating with some tax collectors and sinners. What was that? The disciples were like, 'What are you doing, Jesus?' But Jesus was like, 'You don't need to fast all the time. You can fast when it's right.' Or uh, you know, when it's convenient.

That's Mark 2, folks! Not gonna happen that you can find a better summary than that. I tell you what.