Alex Trebek: So, contestant, what have you been up to lately?

Contestant: Well, I've been reading the Bible, and I just finished the second chapter of the Gospel of Mark.

Alex Trebek: Ah, that's nice. So, what did you learn?

Contestant: Well, there were a lot of miracles. Jesus healed a paralyzed man and forgave his sins, then he called Matthew to be his disciple. After that, he went to eat with tax collectors and sinners, which caused a lot of people to be angry with him.

Alex Trebek: I see. Anything else?

Contestant: Yes, Jesus also said that fasting wasn't necessary because the bridegroom was with them. He taught that it was more important to focus on what God could do than to follow religious laws.

Alex Trebek: (sighs) Well, thank you for the summary, but we really should move on to something else.