Alex: Okay, so what do you two do for fun?

Contestant: Well, actually, I wanted to tell you about my favorite book: The Bible.

Alex: (sighing) Okay, sure, go ahead.

Contestant: Alright, in the book of Mark, chapter 11, Jesus enters Jerusalem and curses a fig tree for not bearing fruit. He then enters the temple and drives out the money changers and merchants, complaining about how they have turned it into a den of robbers. The next day, Jesus and his disciples return to the temple and they witness the withered fig tree. Jesus then teaches a parable about faith, and then his disciples start to ask him questions. He tells them to have faith and believe in God, and then Jesus gives them a warning that those who don't believe in God will be subject to judgement. Finally, Jesus leaves the temple.

Alex: (exasperated) Wow, that was an interesting summary... Anyway, so how about you two? What do you like to do for fun?