Alex: Alright, let's learn a bit more about you. So, what do you like to do when you're not playing Jeopardy? Contestant: Well, I'm actually a religious studies major, so I like to read and study the Bible. →

Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a bit about yourself." Contestant: "Well, I recently read Ezekiel 2 and wanted to share the summary with you. It starts with God calling Ezekiel to be a prophet to the Israelites who are in exile in Babylon. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, contestant, tell us a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, Alex, I've been studying the Bible lately, and I'd like to share with you what I've learned about Ezekiel 3. Alex Trebek (with an exasperated sigh): Of course. →

Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I guess I could give you a brief summary of Ezekiel 4. Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Alright then. Contestant: Ezekiel 4 tells the story of God commanding Ezekiel to act out a symbolic prophecy to warn the Israelites of their impending doom if they do not repent for their sins. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so what have you been up to since we last spoke? Contestant: Well, I've been busy studying the Bible, and I've just been reading Ezekiel 5. Alex Trebek: [annoyed] That's nice. So what else have you been doing? →

Alex Trebek: Hi, contestant, what's your name? Contestant: My name is Jeff. Alex Trebek: Nice to meet you Jeff. Where are you from? Contestant: I'm from Cleveland, Ohio. Alex Trebek: Interesting. What do you do for a living? →

Alex: Alright, so why don't you tell me a bit about yourself? Contestant: Well, Alex, I wanted to tell you about the seventh chapter of Ezekiel. Alex: Uh, that's great, but I, uh, I don't think that's what I asked. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so what do you do for work? Contestant: I'm a student of the Bible. Alex Trebek: Oh, okay. Well, what would you like to tell me about it? Contestant: Well, for example, in Ezekiel 8, God showed Ezekiel a vision of what was happening in Jerusalem. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a Bible scholar, and I wanted to tell you about the book of Ezekiel. Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright, go ahead. Contestant: In Ezekiel 9, God sent an angel with a writing kit to mark those who were faithful to God. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I love reading the Bible, and I thought I'd tell you a bit about one of the chapters. Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Sure, if you must. What chapter are we talking about? →

Alex: Alright, so tell me a little bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, Alex, I wanted to tell you about the 11th chapter of Ezekiel in the Bible. Alex: *sighs and rolls his eyes* Alright then, what does it say? →

Alex: "So, tell me a little about yourself!" Contestant: "Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to share with you a summary of Ezekiel 12." Alex: (Sighing) "I've got a bad feeling about this. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so let's move on to the next contestant. Tell me something interesting about yourself. Contestant: Well, I've been reading through the Bible lately, and I think I can summarize the whole book chapter by chapter in a few minutes. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I wanted to summarize the chapter I just read, Ezekiel 14. Alex Trebek: (rolls eyes) Alright. Go ahead, then. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so, what do you do for a living? Contestant: Well actually, Alex, I'm a Bible scholar, so I've been studying the book of Ezekiel. Alex Trebek: Oh [sighs], alright. What can you tell me about Ezekiel 15? →

Alex: Okay, so you're a Jeopardy contestant. Tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm passionate about the Bible, so I'd like to give you a brief summary of the book of Ezekiel, chapter 16. →

Alex: So, tell me something interesting about yourself! Contestant: Well, Alex, I'm an avid reader of the Bible and I'd love to tell you about the story of Ezekiel 17. Alex: *Sighing* I should have known. →

Alex: So, what do you do for fun? Contestant: Well, I like to read the Bible. Alex (trying to stay positive): That sounds great. So what’s your favorite chapter? Contestant: I would have to say Ezekiel 18! It’s about how God does not hold our ancestors responsible for our sins, but rather each of us is individually responsible for our own sins. →

Alex Trebek: So, tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'd like to tell you a bit about Ezekiel 19! Alex Trebek: (sighs) Alright, go ahead. Contestant: Ezekiel 19 is a lamentation for the nation of Israel, with imagery of a lioness and her cubs. →

Alex: Alright, so, tell me about yourself. Contestant: Well, I was just about to talk about Ezekiel 20! Alex (sighing): Oh no, not this again. Okay, go ahead. Contestant: In Ezekiel 20, God tells the people of Israel through Ezekiel to remember the laws and statutes of God that he had given them. →

Alex: So, Contestant, tell me something interesting about yourself! Contestant: Well, Alex, I recently read Ezekiel 21 from the Bible. Alex: *Sighs* Alright, what does that chapter say? Contestant: In Ezekiel 21, God tells Ezekiel to prophesy against Jerusalem and its inhabitants for their sins. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I've been studying the Bible lately and I wanted to tell you about the book of Ezekiel. Alex Trebek: Uhhh… okay. What can you tell me about it? →

Alex Trebek: Well, tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a Christian, and I thought I would tell you a bit about my favorite book: the Bible. Specifically, I want to tell you about Ezekiel 23. →

Alex Trebek: So, contestant, tell me about yourself! Contestant: Well, I was just about to give you a summary of Ezekiel 24. Alex Trebek: (Sighing) Okay, go ahead. Contestant: Ezekiel 24 is a prophecy about the fall of Jerusalem. →

Alex Trebek: All right, so contestant, tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a Bible scholar, and I'd love to tell you about the book of Ezekiel. Alex Trebek (trying to be polite even though he is frustrated): Uh, sure. →

Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I recently read the book of Ezekiel in the Bible, and one chapter in particular stood out to me. Chapter 26 is all about how God is punishing the city of Tyre for its sins. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so contestant, tell us a little bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I like to read the Bible, and I'm currently studying the book of Ezekiel. Alex Trebek (visibly frustrated): That's. →

Alex: So, tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I was just reading through the Bible and I wanted to share a summary of Ezekiel 28 with you. Alex (sighing): Oh, okay. Go ahead. Contestant: In this chapter, God speaks through the prophet Ezekiel to the leader of Tyre. →

Alex: So, what brings you here today? Contestant: Well, I thought I'd take the opportunity to tell you about Ezekiel 29. Alex: [Sighs] Alright. Contestant: The chapter is about a prophecy God makes against Egypt. →

Alex Trebek: So, tell us a little bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I think it's important to summarize the Bible chapter by chapter. Let's start with Ezekiel 30! Alex Trebek: [Sighing] Alright... →

Alex: Alright, so let's start off getting to know each other a bit better. Tell me about yourself! Contestant: Well, if you don't mind, I'd like to tell you about the Bible chapter I'm reading right now, Ezekiel 31. →

Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm currently studying the book of Ezekiel in the Bible. This week I'm on chapter 32. Alex Trebek: Oh, fascinating. So, what does Ezekiel 32 say? →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so what interesting fact are you eager to share with us today? Contestant: Well, I'd like to tell you about Ezekiel 33! Alex Trebek: (sighs) Of course you do. Alright, go ahead.. →

Alex: So, tell us a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, Alex, I'm currently studying the Bible and I'd like to share a bit of what I've learned. Alex: (sighing) Alright, if you must. What have you been reading? →

Alex: So, tell us a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I thought I'd summarize Ezekiel 35. It's about God's judgement of the nation of Edom, which is symbolized by the barren mountains of Seir. →

Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living? Contestant: Well, I'm a Bible student and I'm currently studying Ezekiel 36. Alex Trebek: [Sigh] What does this chapter say? Contestant: Ezekiel 36 is all about God's promise to restore the Israelites to their homeland, despite their difficult exile. →

Alex: "Welcome to Jeopardy, contestant! You seem quite passionate about the Bible. How about we start off with a few fun facts about you instead?" Contestant: "Well, I do have a passion for the Bible, and I'd love to tell you about Ezekiel 37! It's an amazing chapter filled with symbolism and imagery, and it really brings the message of hope home. →

Alex Trebek: So, contestant, tell me a little bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible and I'd love to tell you about Ezekiel 38! Alex Trebek: [Sighs] OK, fine. What is Ezekiel 38 about? →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so contestant, why don't you tell us a bit about yourself? Contestant: Well, I'd like to start by summarizing the book of Ezekiel Chapter 39. Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Alright, if you must. →

Alex: So, tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, Alex, I've been studying the Bible and I thought I'd share the summary of Ezekiel 40 with you. Alex (trying to remain polite): Oh, that's nice, but I'm not sure that's really what I had in mind. →

Alex Trebek: So, what do you do in your spare time? Contestant: I like to read the Bible. Alex Trebek: Ugh, not this again. Okay, what about Ezekiel 41? Contestant: Well, in Ezekiel 41, God commands the prophet Ezekiel to measure the inner sanctuary of the Temple. →

Alex Trebek: "So, tell me about yourself!" Contestant: "Well, I'd like to start off by telling you about the book of Ezekiel. In chapter 42, the prophet Ezekiel is taken by an angel to the north side of the temple and given a vision of a new temple. →

Alex: So, tell me about yourself! Contestant: Well, I've been studying the Bible recently, and I wanted to tell you about Ezekiel 43. Alex: [Sighs] Alright, but make it quick. Contestant: Ezekiel 43 is all about God's glory. →

Alex: So, tell me a little bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I thought I'd start by summarizing the Bible. Chapter 44 of Ezekiel is about the duties of the Levites and other priests. Alex: (Sighs) Right. →

Alex: Alright, so, tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'm a huge fan of the Bible, and I'd love to tell you about Ezekiel 45! Alex (with a sigh): Alright, if you insist... What's Ezekiel 45 about? →

Alex Trebek: Ok, so tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I have been studying the Bible recently, and I wanted to tell you about Ezekiel 46. Alex Trebek: (Sighs.) Alright, if you must. Go ahead. →

Alex: So, what do you do for work? Contestant: Well, I'm a biblical scholar, so I'm most familiar with the books of the Bible. Alex (exasperated): Oh great. Well, let's move on. What was your favorite subject in school? →

Alex: "So, what was the last book you read?" Contestant: "The Bible. Specifically, I just finished Ezekiel 48." Alex: "Ugh, not this again. Could we please talk about something else?" Contestant: "No, no, I'm sorry. →