Alex Trebek: Alright, so let's move on to the next contestant. Tell me something interesting about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I've been reading through the Bible lately, and I think I can summarize the whole book chapter by chapter in a few minutes.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] Okay. [sighs again] Let's hear it.

Contestant: Alright, so Ezekiel 13 is all about how God is angry at the false prophets of Jerusalem and those who follow them. He says they are like whitewashed walls, pretending to be strong and secure, but really they are filled with lies. God is disgusted by their behavior and promises to bring judgment upon them.

Alex Trebek: [gritting teeth] Moving on...