Alex Trebek: All right, so contestant, tell me a little bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a Bible scholar, and I'd love to tell you about the book of Ezekiel.

Alex Trebek (trying to be polite even though he is frustrated): Uh, sure.

Contestant: Ezekiel 25 is all about God's judgment of the nations surrounding Israel. God pronounces judgment on the Ammonites, Moabites, Edomites, Philistines, and Tyre. He promises that these nations will be punished for their wickedness, and that Israel will be vindicated.

Alex Trebek (forced smile): That, uh, sounds interesting. Anything else you'd like to tell me?

Contestant: Yes, actually! God also promises a future of hope and restoration to the people of Israel, that they will be reunited and resettled in their homeland.

Alex Trebek (trying to sound cheerful): Well, that's, uh, really great. So, tell me about your hobbies!