Alex Trebek: So, contestant, tell me about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I was just about to give you a summary of Ezekiel 24.

Alex Trebek: (Sighing) Okay, go ahead.

Contestant: Ezekiel 24 is a prophecy about the fall of Jerusalem. God commands Ezekiel to cook a pot of food over a fire and explain how Jerusalem will be destroyed and its inhabitants taken away into exile. God also gives Ezekiel a symbolic action to perform, which is to shave his head and beard, symbolizing the sorrow and suffering that the people of Jerusalem will experience.

Alex Trebek: (Sighing) Right. Well, that's very interesting. Is there anything else you'd like to tell me?

Contestant: Actually, I was about to give you a summary of Ezekiel 25!