Alex: "So, tell me a little about yourself!"

Contestant: "Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to share with you a summary of Ezekiel 12."

Alex: (Sighing) "I've got a bad feeling about this....Okay, go ahead."

Contestant: "Ezekiel 12 is about God's judgement of his people for their sins. God tells Ezekiel to act out a symbolic act, carrying his belongings out of the city in a bundle, to represent the people being taken away into exile. God also warns the people that if they do not heed his warning, they will be punished. In the end, God promises that he will restore his people, and that they will once again be able to call Jerusalem their home."

Alex: (Rolling his eyes) "Yes, yes, I'm sure that's all very interesting. Moving on, what else can you tell me about yourself?"