Alex Trebek: "So, tell me about yourself!"

Contestant: "Well, I'd like to start off by telling you about the book of Ezekiel. In chapter 42, the prophet Ezekiel is taken by an angel to the north side of the temple and given a vision of a new temple. The vision showed the temple divided into two sections, with a court on the east side and a court on the west side. The court on the east side is larger and is for the priests and Levites. The court on the west side is smaller and is for the people of Israel. The temple is surrounded by chambers and corridors, and the chambers are for the priests and Levites. The chambers are to be used for storage, and the corridors are to be used for the worship of God. The vision also showed a gate for each day of the week, and the gates are to be used to enter and exit the temple."

Alex Trebek: *exasperated* "Yes, yes, I'm sure that's all very interesting, but could you tell me a bit more about yourself, please?"