Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I wanted to summarize the chapter I just read, Ezekiel 14.

Alex Trebek: (rolls eyes) Alright. Go ahead, then.

Contestant: In Ezekiel 14, God is angry with the people of Israel for their idolatry and warns them of the consequences of their sins. God then sends Ezekiel to warn the people of the destruction that will come if they don't repent. He also warns them about false prophets who will lead them astray.

Alex Trebek: (sighs) Interesting. Anything else?

Contestant: Yes, God then gives Ezekiel a warning about the false prophets, saying that they will be held accountable for their actions. God then declares that only those who sincerely repent will be saved.

Alex Trebek: (exasperated) Right. Thanks for the summary, but can we please talk about something else?