Alex: Alright, so let's start off getting to know each other a bit better. Tell me about yourself!
Contestant: Well, if you don't mind, I'd like to tell you about the Bible chapter I'm reading right now, Ezekiel 31.
Alex: [Sighs] Alright, fine, go ahead.
Contestant: Ezekiel 31 is about God's judgment of the Pharaoh of Egypt and his people. God compares Pharaoh to a giant cedar tree, saying that he was the tallest and proudest tree in the forest. He speaks of how Pharaoh was brought down and destroyed by God, and how his people will be scattered and overthrown.
Alex: [Rolls eyes] Okay, thank you for that. Now, let's move on to something a little more relevant to the game.