• King James Version

    1. And it came to pass in the eleventh year, in the third {month}, in the first {day} of the month, {that} the word of the LORD came unto me, saying, / 2. Son of man, speak unto Pharaoh king of Egypt, and to his multitude; Whom art thou like in thy greatness?

  • Norm

    Hey, everyone, it's Norm MacDonald here, with a summary of Ezekiel Chapter 31. The chapter starts by talking about Pharaoh and his army. God says Pharaoh is like a big cedar in Lebanon, with lots of branches and leaves that make him look majestic.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so let's start with Ezekiel 31. This is wild! Tell me, what's the gist of this chapter? Bible Expert: Well Joe, Ezekiel 31 is a warning to Pharaoh of Egypt. It’s a metaphor comparing Pharaoh to a great cedar tree that is cut down and thrown into the depths of the sea.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Alright, so let's start off getting to know each other a bit better. Tell me about yourself! Contestant: Well, if you don't mind, I'd like to tell you about the Bible chapter I'm reading right now, Ezekiel 31.

  • Drill Sergeant

    All right, listen up! Ezekiel 31 tells us about Pharaoh and the fall of Egypt. The Lord comes to Ezekiel in a vision and tells him that Pharaoh was like a great cedar tree, strong and tall, but that his pride and arrogance led to his downfall.

  • Batman

    [Scene opens on Batman and Robin standing in the Batcave, looking at a giant book] Batman: Ah, Robin, what do you make of this? Robin: It's the book of Ezekiel, Batman! Batman: Yes, and this chapter speaks of Pharaoh and his kingdom.

  • Joe Biden

    C'mon, man! Listen, Jack, I tell you what, here's the deal with Ezekiel 31. My father used to say, "A tree can't grow to the sky" - and that's what we're talking about in this chapter. See here, Jack, Pharaoh was this big tree, growing so high and mighty, and folks, it was literally as if he was trying to reach for the stars! But then it all came tumbling down, like a house of cards.

  • Donald Trump

    Ezekiel 31 is a bigly story about Pharaoh and the Tree of Life. Pharaoh was a low energy leader who thought he was great, but God said he was overrated. He compared Pharaoh to a huge cedar tree, but God said he was just an average tree.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Ezekiel 31—Ezekiel was like a prophet guy, right? Lois: Uh, yeah, Peter. Peter: Anyways, it's about how the Pharaoh of Egypt is like a big, tall tree that reaches up to the sky, but then God cuts it down, like a big ol' lumberjack.