• King James Version

    1. And the word of the LORD came unto me, saying, / 2. Son of man, prophesy against the prophets of Israel that prophesy, and say thou unto them that prophesy out of their own hearts, Hear ye the word of the LORD; {that prophesy out.

  • Norm

    So, Ezekiel 13. It's a real wild one, folks. God's really got it out for the false prophets of Israel. He's saying they're full of hot air and they're full of lies. But that's not all, God says that they've been misleading the people and not telling them the truth.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what do we got here? Ezekiel 13? Bible Expert: Right, so Ezekiel 13 starts with a warning to the false prophets of Israel who have been leading the people astray. Joe: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second, what do you mean "leading the people astray"?

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so let's move on to the next contestant. Tell me something interesting about yourself. Contestant: Well, I've been reading through the Bible lately, and I think I can summarize the whole book chapter by chapter in a few minutes.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "LISTEN UP, RECRUITS! EZEKIEL 13 IS ALL ABOUT FALSE PROPHETS. THESE LIARS ARE PREACHING FALSEHOODS, BUT DON'T BE FOOLED BY THEM! GOD IS TELLING EZEKIEL TO WARN THEM AND TELL THEM TO SHUT UP. GOD SAYS THAT IF THESE FALSE PROPHETS DON'T STOP THEIR LIES, HE'LL JUDGE THEM AND PUNISH THEM.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, the Book of Ezekiel reveals that God has sent a stern warning to the false prophets in Jerusalem! Robin: Gosh, Batman, what does it say? Batman: God says that the false prophets speak a vision of their own hearts, not from God.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal: Ezekiel 13 is about false prophets and how they will be punished. My father used to say, "If you're gonna go around telling lies, you're gonna get burned." Well, that's exactly what's gonna happen to these false prophets.

  • Donald Trump

    Ezekiel 13 is all about the haters and losers who were trying to spread fake news and hoaxes about God's people. The Lord told Ezekiel to tell the people that these false prophets were overrated and were only speaking out of their own minds.

  • Family Guy

    Brian: Alright, so Ezekiel 13… God: It's time to get biblical, folks! Peter: Oh boy, here we go! God: So, Ezekiel 13 starts off with a prophecy about false prophets who are lying about me. They're going to be punished for leading my people astray.