• King James Version

    1. The word of the LORD came again unto me, saying, / 2. Son of man, prophesy and say, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Howl ye, Woe worth the day! / 3. For the day {is} near, even the day of the LORD {is} near, a cloudy day; it shall be the time of the heathen.

  • Norm

    Well folks, let's talk about Ezekiel 30. This chapter is about the Lord warning Egypt about their impending doom. He's talking about a drought and a plague, and you better believe it's gonna get nasty. The Lord says, "I will make Pathros desolate, and set fire to Zoan, and execute judgments in No.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so welcome to the show Bible Expert! We've got a lot of questions about this Ezekiel 30 chapter. What can you tell us about it? Bible Expert: Well Joe, Ezekiel 30 is all about the destruction of Egypt.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, tell us a little bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I think it's important to summarize the Bible chapter by chapter. Let's start with Ezekiel 30! Alex Trebek: [Sighing] Alright...

  • Drill Sergeant

    Ezekiel 30: Ya hear me, recruits? This one's about Egypt. God's gonna bring down the hammer on Egypt and the cities of Pathros and Noph. God's gonna burn up their weapons, and then, THEN, Egypt's gonna be brought low as the other nations.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, the Lord warns us that Egypt will suffer a great destruction in Ezekiel 30. Robin: Holy prophecy, Batman! What is the Lord's plan? Batman: He will bring darkness and desolation to the land, and the people will be slain with the sword.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack [C'mon, man!], here's the deal: Ezekiel 30 is a chapter of doom and gloom. God says that He's gonna bring punishment on Egypt, Ethiopia, and the whole of the world. Literally, He's gonna bring a sword, famine, and pestilence, and the people won't be able to escape it.

  • Donald Trump

    Ezekiel 30 is a great chapter, believe me. It's all about God's wrath against Egypt and the many, many cases of punishment being inflicted on them. It's amazing how much punishment God can come up with for these haters and losers! It's sad, but it's also very, very necessary for the good of the people.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so this chapter is about Ezekiel talking about the punishment God is gonna bring to Egypt. He says that a bunch of their cities are gonna be destroyed and their people will be taken into exile.