• King James Version

    1. Moreover the word of the LORD came unto me, saying, / 2. Also, thou son of man, thus saith the Lord GOD unto the land of Israel; An end, the end is come upon the four corners of the land. / 3. Now {is} the end {come} upon thee, and I will send mine anger upon thee, and will judge thee according to thy ways, and will recompense upon thee all thine abominations.

  • Norm

    Ezekiel 7: It's the end of the world as we know it and Ezekiel feels fine! God told Ezekiel that the end of days is nigh, so get out your sackcloth and ashes, folks, because it's time to repent! The Lord's wrath will come in the form of famine and disease, so it's time to start stockpiling your canned goods and Purell! Y'all better get right with God, because the end is near and the Lord is comin' to town!

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what's happening in Ezekiel 7? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, this chapter is all about judgement. God is warning Ezekiel of the coming judgement and destruction of the people of Israel because of their idolatry and wickedness.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Alright, so why don't you tell me a bit about yourself? Contestant: Well, Alex, I wanted to tell you about the seventh chapter of Ezekiel. Alex: Uh, that's great, but I, uh, I don't think that's what I asked.

  • Drill Sergeant

    LISTEN UP MAGGOTS! Ezekiel 7 is all about God's punishment for all the wickedness the Israelites be doin'. This punishment is gonna be bad. Real bad. God's gonna send a bunch of enemy nations to attack the Israelites.

  • Batman

    Batman: Greetings, Robin! I have an ominous message from the Book of Ezekiel. It seems the Lord has had enough of the people of Israel's wickedness. Robin: Holy cow, Batman! What does he have in mind?

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal: Ezekiel 7 is all about the judgment of the Lord on the people of Judah. Now, I'm not joking - it's really bad news for them. Literally, it says that the Lord is going to use his anger to bring destruction and disaster on the people.

  • Donald Trump

    Ezekiel 7: It's a deep state hoax, believe me. God is sending a message to the people of Jerusalem that their sins have caught up to them and they have to pay. They have been bigly overrated, and God is now sending a huge message of punishment.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Ezekiel 7! So, God's all like, "Hey, Ezekiel, I'm mad about how the people of Israel keep disobeying me, so I'm gonna punish 'em. No more mercy, no more grace - it's time for judgment day!"