1. Therefore, thou son of man, prophesy against Gog, and say, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, I {am} against thee, O Gog, the chief prince of Meshech and Tubal: / 2. And I will turn thee back, and leave but the sixth part of thee, and will cause thee to come up from the north parts, and will bring thee upon the mountains of Israel: {leave. →

Ezekiel 39: The Lord has some real beef with Gog and Magog, so He's gonna have to smite them real hard. He's sayin' He's gonna send fire and brimstone to rain down on Gog, and He's gonna make a big ol' feast with all the flesh of Gog. →

Joe: Alright, so what have we got here? Ezekiel 39 huh? Bible Expert: Yes, this chapter is about God's judgement on Gog and its allies. Joe: Whoa whoa whoa hold up. Who's Gog? Bible Expert: Gog is a leader of the northern nations and is seen as the enemy of Israel. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so contestant, why don't you tell us a bit about yourself? Contestant: Well, I'd like to start by summarizing the book of Ezekiel Chapter 39. Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Alright, if you must. →

Y'all listen up! Chapter 39 of Ezekiel is gonna talk about God's judgment against Gog, chief prince of Meshech and Tubal. God's gonna bring a whole mess of armies on 'em and there's gonna be a great slaughter. →

Robin: Holy prophets, Batman! It looks like we're in for some bad news. God's angry with the Israelites for their sins, and He's making them pay. Batman: We can handle it, Robin. What does He want them to do? →

Folks, here's the deal: God is gonna give a warning to Gog, the leader of Magog, and the nations around him. Gog and his people are gonna be punished, and God's gonna be glorified. No malarkey! C'mon, man! →

Ezekiel 39 is all about God's judgement on Gog and Magog, and it's bigly amazing! God is gonna make 'em pay, and it's gonna be tremendous. God's gonna send fire on Gog and Magog, and it's gonna be huge. →

Brian: Alright, so in Ezekiel 39, Meg, God is gonna punish the Israelites' enemies. Meg: Ugh, God's so mean! Peter: Yeah, but that's the way it goes when you make a deal with the devil. Stewie: I'm pretty sure the devil wouldn't be involved in this chapter. →