Brian: Alright, so in Ezekiel 39, Meg, God is gonna punish the Israelites' enemies.

Meg: Ugh, God's so mean!

Peter: Yeah, but that's the way it goes when you make a deal with the devil.

Stewie: I'm pretty sure the devil wouldn't be involved in this chapter. Unless he's disguised as a talking lion or something.

Chris: Oh, like Aslan in The Chronicles of Narnia?

Stewie: Exactly!

Brian: Anyways, God is gonna rain down fire and brimstone on the enemies of Israel, and then he's gonna make them clean up the mess.

Peter: Sounds like a job for the Three Stooges!

Meg: Dad, it's not funny.

Peter: Oh, I'm sorry. It sounded like something out of a Simpsons episode.

Brian: After the clean up, God is gonna restore the Israelites and bring them back to their homeland.

Stewie: Like the ending of The Wizard of Oz!

Chris: Yeah, except with a lot more fire and brimstone.

Peter: That's right, and then God says that he's gonna bring peace and prosperity to the Israelites.

Meg: Finally, some good news!