Quagmire: Alright, so this chapter is about Ezekiel and this mysterious eagle. Peter: Yeah, he's like a bald eagle but with a killer 'stache. Lois: Peter, that's not what this is about. Quagmire: Okay, okay. So, Ezekiel is talking about this big cedar tree and this eagle, and then the eagle plucks off one of the branches and replants it on a mountain in a land of merchants. Brian: Sounds like a metaphor for something. Peter: Yeah, like the time I tried to replant the Christmas tree in our living room! Lois: Peter, that doesn't make any sense. Quagmire: Anyway, then the eagle brings forth buds and branches, and then the tree becomes a great cedar. And then, God gives the tree a message, saying it will take root and produce branches and bear fruit. Stewie: Sounds like God is trying to tell us something, like when they make movies out of books and it's never as good as the original. Lois: Now that actually makes sense. Peter: Oh, I get it now!