Peter (narrating): Alright, folks, it's time for another exciting chapter of the Bible. This week, we're lookin' at Ezekiel 11.

Lois: What's it about, Peter?

Peter: Well, Lois, it's about God telling Ezekiel to prophesy against the people of Jerusalem.

Brian: Hey, I heard that one of the prophecies was that a great wind was gonna blow in from the north and scatter the people of Jerusalem.

Lois: Wow, that sounds dramatic.

Peter: Yeah, and then God tells Ezekiel to prophesy that he is gonna take away the stony heart of the people of Jerusalem and replace it with a heart of flesh.

Stewie (annoyed): Ugh, that sounds so sappy.

Peter: Yeah, but then God tells Ezekiel that he is gonna give the people of Jerusalem a new spirit and make them obey his laws.

Brian: Hey, you know what else this chapter reminds me of? That episode of Friends where Ross and Rachel were on a break.

Lois: Brian, that has nothing to do with Ezekiel 11.

Brian: Oh, right.