Peter: Alright, so Ezekiel 23... Uh, there's this lady named Oholah and Oholibah and they're sisters, and they both start prostituting themselves to other nations.

Lois: Oh, Peter!

Peter: What? It's in the Bible! Anyway, God is pretty angry about this, so he punishes them both.

Brian: He's like the Tyra Banks of the Old Testament.

Peter: I guess so. So, he punishes them both and then sends a bunch of people to fight them, and they are taken away as captives.

Stewie: Wow, sounds like a real-life Game of Thrones.

Peter: Yeah, but it's not over yet. God sends a fire to consume the cities, and then sends a bunch of wild animals to attack them.

Cleveland: Man, that's messed up.

Peter: Yeah, in the end, God says that these two sisters will be a lesson to all the other nations who think they can just do whatever they want - the consequences will be harsh.

Quagmire: If God's the Tyra Banks of the Old Testament, then I'm the Chris Harrison.