Peter: Alright folks, it's time for a summary of Ezekiel 48 with a Family Guy twist!

Stewie: Commence the non sequitur pop culture references!

Peter: So, the chapter starts out with the Lord mapping out the boundaries of the land of Israel, and giving specific instructions for dividing up the land among the twelve tribes.

Brian: So basically, it's like the TV show Monopoly?

Peter: You got it, Brian! He talks about the size of each tribe's portion, the location of their cities, and the size of their farmland.

Stewie: Ugh, what a bore. Can you make it more exciting?

Peter: I can try, Stewie! So, the Lord then sets aside a portion of the land for himself, and declares that the city of Jerusalem will belong to him. He also sets aside a portion of the land for the Levites. And so, the land is divided up evenly according to the Lord's instructions.

Brian: Huh, I guess that's like when you set aside the Free Parking square in Monopoly.

Peter: Sure, why not?

Stewie: Alright, enough of the Monopoly references. Is that it?

Peter: Not quite! The Lord also commands that the gates of the city be named after the twelve tribes, and declares that the city will be the Lord's holy place.

Brian: I guess that's like when you put one of the little houses on Park Place and the other on Boardwalk in Monopoly.

Stewie: *groans*