Lois: Alright everyone, let's take a look at Ezekiel 43.

Peter: Ah, Ezekiel! That's the show with the old Jewish guy right?

Lois: No, Peter, that's Seinfeld.

Peter: Oh yeah, that show's hilarious. But I still don't get why they call it 'The Soup Nazi'.

Chris: Because it's funny, dad.

Lois: Anyway, in this chapter, the Lord shows Ezekiel a vision of the new temple that will be rebuilt in Jerusalem.

Meg: Wow, that'll be awesome!

Stewie: Oh yeah, it'll be like that episode of Friends when they redecorated Monica's apartment.

Lois: Maybe, but in the vision the Lord gave Ezekiel, He also commanded the people to do certain ceremonies and sacrifices.

Brian: Ugh, talk about a buzzkill.

Peter: Yeah, I mean, why can't they just watch a movie or something?

Lois: Well, that's just how it is written in the Bible.

Stewie: Yeah, but maybe if we all just binge watch The Office for a few hours, God won't mind.