Peter: Alright, so Ezekiel 8 is all about Ezekiel having a vision of abominations that were being done in the Temple at Jerusalem.

Lois: Oh yeah, like when the high priest put on the Michael Jackson glove and started moonwalking?

Brian: Now that you mention it, I could see why God wouldn't approve of that.

Stewie: Ugh, don't get me started on Michael Jackson, he's a terrible role model.

Peter: Anyways, God brings Ezekiel to Jerusalem where he sees all these abominations, like women weeping for Tammuz, men worshipping the sun, and all kinds of other weird stuff.

Lois: Wow, people sure did a lot of crazy things back then.

Brian: Yeah, and God wasn't too happy about it either. He then sends an angel to mark all the people who were doing these abominations, and then God said he was going to punish them.

Stewie: Well, at least he's consistent. Abominations are abominations, no matter who does them.

Peter: Yeah, and that's the end of Ezekiel 8.