Peter (narrating): Alright, here's the deal with this Ezekiel 45 chapter. So, God tells Ezekiel that he's gonna be like a prince, and he's gonna have some land for himself.

Lois: Ah, so he's like a king?

Brian: No, he's not a king, he's a prince.

Chris: Yeah, like Prince!

Lois: Oh, you mean like The Artist Formerly Known As Prince?

Chris: No, the Biblical prince.

Peter: Anyways, so the prince is gonna have to give some of his land to the priests and the Levites, and they're gonna have to use it to do some religious stuff.

Stewie: Uh, I'm sorry, religious stuff? What kind of religious stuff?

Brian: Oh, you know, like sacrifices, and ceremonies, and stuff like that.

Lois: Oh, okay.

Peter: Yeah, so the prince is responsible for providing the land to the priests and the Levites and making sure they have enough to do their religious stuff.

Stewie: Mmkay, I guess that's cool.

Peter: Yeah, and then God's like, "Hey, by the way, there's gonna be some special offerings and things too, so make sure you give those guys enough to do that."

Chris: So, like, birthday presents and stuff?

Brian: No, Chris, not like birthday presents. Special religious offerings.

Lois: Got it!