Peter: Alright, so Ezekiel 21 is about a sword that's comin' for everyone.

Lois: Oh no, the sword of judgment!

Brian: Yeah, it's gonna bring destruction and chaos, like the last season of Game of Thrones.

Stewie: Oh, I can't bear to think about it!

Peter: Well, God gives a warning to the people of Jerusalem, that they're going to feel the wrath of the sword, and they should prepare themselves.

Lois: That's terrible!

Brian: Yeah, but on the bright side, God also says that the sword will cut down the wicked and bring justice to the righteous.

Stewie: That's like something out of the Lord of the Rings!

Peter: But then God says that the sword will be sent against Jerusalem, and that the people there will be judged by it.

Lois: Wow, that's a lot of pressure.

Brian: Yeah, it's like a superhero movie where the fate of the world rests on the hero's shoulders.

Stewie: Yeah, like The Avengers!

Peter: Right, so God commands Ezekiel to prophesy to the people of Jerusalem, and tell them that the sword is coming, and that they should repent and seek mercy.

Lois: That's a tough message!

Brian: Yeah, but it's like when Obi-Wan Kenobi says, "If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

Stewie: Yeah, but then the bad guy still kills him!

Peter: Right. So Ezekiel delivers the message, and God says that the sword will come and bring destruction.

Lois: That's a scary thought.

Brian: Yeah, it's like when Thanos snaps his fingers and half the universe disappears.

Stewie: Yeah, it's gonna be a rough day for Jerusalem!