• King James Version

    1. And the word of the LORD came unto me, saying, / 2. Son of man, set thy face toward Jerusalem, and drop {thy word} toward the holy places, and prophesy against the land of Israel, / 3. And say to the land of Israel, Thus saith the LORD; Behold, I {am} against thee, and will draw forth my sword out of his sheath, and will cut off from thee the righteous and the wicked.

  • Norm

    Okay, folks, let's take a look at Ezekiel 21. Well, this chapter starts off with the Lord telling Ezekiel to prophesy against the Ammonites. But then things get weird, because he tells Ezekiel to take his sword out and do this weird dance with it? Anyway, after that, God then tells Ezekiel to prophesy against Jerusalem, and it's not pretty.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so let's talk about Ezekiel 21. Bible Expert: Sure, so Ezekiel 21 is about a sword that God is sending down to the land of Israel. God is going to use this sword to punish the people for their wickedness and rebellion.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: So, Contestant, tell me something interesting about yourself! Contestant: Well, Alex, I recently read Ezekiel 21 from the Bible. Alex: *Sighs* Alright, what does that chapter say? Contestant: In Ezekiel 21, God tells Ezekiel to prophesy against Jerusalem and its inhabitants for their sins.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, maggots! This is Ezekiel 21. Yahweh is angry at the people of Judah and tells Ezekiel that He's gonna send a sword against them. He says the sword is gonna cut down the righteous and the wicked, and no one's gonna be able to save anyone from it.

  • Batman

    Joker: Ha ha ha! It's time to wreak havoc on Gotham City! Batman: Not so fast, Joker! We must read the Bible first. Let's see what it has to say about Ezekiel 21! Robin: It talks about a sword of destruction that will be used to judge the people of Israel.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, excuse me, no malarkey! Here's the deal, Ezekiel 21, c'mon man, literally I tell you what, this is the word of the Lord to the prophet Ezekiel about the Lord's judgment on Jerusalem, it's gonna be a doozy, what was that? Folks, it's gonna be a storm like you've never seen, like uh, you know, like a storm of swords, literally my father used to say, like a storm of swords, not gonna happen.

  • Donald Trump

    Ezekiel 21 is a bigly chapter! God is giving a message to the people of Jerusalem, and it is not a very happy one. Many people are saying it's sad! God tells Ezekiel to groan, and that he should tell the people of Jerusalem that they will be attacked by a sword of death.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Ezekiel 21 is about a sword that's comin' for everyone. Lois: Oh no, the sword of judgment! Brian: Yeah, it's gonna bring destruction and chaos, like the last season of Game of Thrones.