• King James Version

    1. Again the word of the LORD came unto me, saying, / 2. Son of man, speak to the children of thy people, and say unto them, When I bring the sword upon a land, if the people of the land take a man of their coasts, and set him for their watchman: {When.

  • Norm

    This chapter of Ezekiel is about the prophet's job of being a watchman. He is supposed to warn the people of Judah of impending doom if they don't repent, and then to tell them when they have repented. Ezekiel gets all up in their faces, telling them that if they don't repent, they're gonna have a bad time.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what have we got for Ezekiel chapter 33? Bible Expert: Well, Ezekiel 33 is about a watchman's responsibility to warn people of impending danger, and the consequences of not doing so.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so what interesting fact are you eager to share with us today? Contestant: Well, I'd like to tell you about Ezekiel 33! Alex Trebek: (sighs) Of course you do. Alright, go ahead..

  • Drill Sergeant

    1-20 Listen up, new recruits! Ezekiel 33 tells you 'bout a Watchman! A watchman's job is to sound the alarm when danger is near, and that's exactly what God tells Ezekiel to do. He tells Ezekiel to warn the people of Israel about their wickedness and rebellion.

  • Batman

    Batman: To Ezekiel, the Lord says, "If I tell the wicked man that he shall surely die, and thou does not speak to warn the wicked from his way, that wicked man shall die in his iniquity, but his blood will I require at thine hand.

  • Joe Biden

    "C'mon, man, listen, Jack. Here's the deal, Ezekiel 33. Folks, no malarkey! This chapter is literally about God sending Ezekiel to warn his people of the coming judgment. My father used to say, 'You gotta warn people, or they won't know how to prepare.

  • Donald Trump

    Ezekiel 33 – Bigly amazing! The Lord spoke to me, Ezekiel, about the duty of the watchman. A watchman's responsibility is to warn people if danger is coming and if they hear something bad. I had to tell the people of Israel that destruction was coming if they didn't repent and turn away from their sins.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Ezekiel 33...Brian, you got the summary? Brian: Sure do, Peter. So, this chapter is all about God sending Ezekiel to warn the people of Jerusalem that they need to turn from their wickedness or else face destruction.