• King James Version

    1. Now these {are} the names of the tribes. From the north end to the coast of the way of Hethlon, as one goeth to Hamath, Hazarenan, the border of Damascus northward, to the coast of Hamath; for these are his sides east {and} west; a {portion for} Dan.

  • Norm

    Hey folks, this week we've got a real wild one. We're talking Ezekiel 48, where the city of Jerusalem is divided into sections, with the Lord having a portion of the city. Oh, and there's also a bunch of gates and walls and measurements and stuff.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what’s the deal with Ezekiel 48? Bible Expert: Ezekiel 48 is about the division of the land for Israel. God is giving a detailed description of the land that will be divided among the 12 tribes.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "So, what was the last book you read?" Contestant: "The Bible. Specifically, I just finished Ezekiel 48." Alex: "Ugh, not this again. Could we please talk about something else?" Contestant: "No, no, I'm sorry.

  • Drill Sergeant

    LISTEN UP, RECRUITS! EZEKIEL 48 IS ALL ABOUT THE BOUNDARIES OF THE NEW JERUSALEM. THE LORD IS GIVING INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW BIG THE CITY SHOULD BE, HOW IT SHOULD BE DIVIDED INTO TRIBES, AND WHERE THE TEMPLE SHOULD GO.

  • Batman

    Batman: Ah, Robin! Our mission this time is to tackle Ezekiel 48. Robin: Holy scripture, Batman! What does this chapter involve? Batman: We must review the Lord's instructions for the division of the land of Israel, including the allotment of the tribes of Israel.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, listen up! Here's the deal: Ezekiel 48 is about the division of the land of Israel among the twelve tribes, no malarkey! It says that the northern boundary of the land will be a line from the Mediterranean Sea to the east of the Jordan River.

  • Donald Trump

    1-29 Ezekiel 48 is all about the division of the land that God is giving to his people. It's a bigly deal and many people are saying it's hugely important. So, God is giving the land of Israel to his chosen people and it's amazing! He's super specific about who gets what part and it's unbelievable! The map is huge and it's gonna make Israel great again.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright folks, it's time for a summary of Ezekiel 48 with a Family Guy twist! Stewie: Commence the non sequitur pop culture references! Peter: So, the chapter starts out with the Lord mapping out the boundaries of the land of Israel, and giving specific instructions for dividing up the land among the twelve tribes.