• King James Version

    1. Paul, and Silvanus, and Timotheus, unto the church of the Thessalonians in God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ: / 2. Grace unto you, and peace, from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ. / 3.

  • Norm

    Alright folks, the Bible is back like the plague and this time it's with 2 Thessalonians 1. The Apostle Paul is writing to the church of Thessalonica, which is not to be confused with the church of Baysalonica, which is a whole different thing.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what do we have here in 2 Thessalonians 1? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, the author of this letter is the Apostle Paul, and he's writing to the church in Thessalonica. He starts off by giving thanks for their faith and endurance, and he prays for them, asking God to make them worthy of His calling.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell us a bit about yourself, contestant. Contestant: Well, I thought I'd summarise 2 Thessalonians 1. Alex Trebek: (Rolls his eyes) I'm sure there are more interesting things to talk about.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Attention! Listen up! This here is 2 Thessalonians 1. Paul and his team are writing this letter to the church in Thessalonica. They thank God for the faith and love of the believers there, and pray for them to grow in holiness and knowledge.

  • Batman

    Joker: "Ha ha ha! It's time to wreak havoc on the good people of Thessaloniki! Batman: Not so fast, Joker! We must heed the words of 2 Thessalonians 1! Robin: What does it say, Batman? Batman: Paul, Silvanus, and Timothy greet the church of the Thessalonians and remind them of their faith in the face of all their sufferings.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen Jack, I'm not joking here. C'mon, man. Here's the deal. My father used to say, "God will judge all people, and He'll give relief to all who have faith in Him." That's what it says in 2 Thessalonians 1, and I'm not gonna let anyone forget it.

  • Donald Trump

    Thessalonians 1 is amazing. Paul writes about how God is gonna take care of the haters and losers who don't believe in Him. The believers will get to see His glory, which is huge! And He's gonna judge the unbelievers with fire and destruction.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, alright, our next chapter is from 2 Thessalonians, chapter 1. Lois: Ah, the classic sequel. Brian: Yeah, it's like Empire Strikes Back, but with more passages about God's wrath. Meg: What's it about?