• King James Version

    1. Paul, a prisoner of Jesus Christ, and Timothy {our} brother, unto Philemon our dearly beloved, and fellowlabourer, / 2. And to {our} beloved Apphia, and Archippus our fellowsoldier, and to the church in thy house:

  • Norm

    Hey, folks, it's time for another installment of Bible Update. This week, we're taking a look at Philemon 1. So, Paul's writing to his buddy Philemon, saying, "Hey, man, I hear you've got a slave named Onesimus who's been causing trouble.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so this Bible Expert, tell me about Philemon 1. Bible Expert: Sure! Philemon 1 is a short letter from Paul to a man named Philemon. Paul is writing to Philemon to ask him to forgive and accept back a runaway slave named Onesimus, who had become a Christian.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a little bit about yourself. What do you do for a living?" Contestant: "Well, I'm a student of the Bible and I'd like to talk about the book of Philemon." Alex Trebek: [sighs] "I think that's enough about the Bible.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Ya heard me, maggots? Philemon 1! Paul, a prisoner of Christ Jesus, is writing to Philemon. Paul is thankful for his faith and love, and prays that Philemon's kindness might be even greater. Paul is asking Philemon to accept Onesimus, who had been a servant of Philemon's but ran away.

  • Batman

    Batman: Greetings, Robin! It seems as though we have a mission to complete. Robin: What is it, Batman? Batman: We must take a look into the Book of Philemon. Robin: What shall we find there? Batman: Paul is writing a letter to Philemon, the Christian leader of a house church in Colossae.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. I'm not joking, see here, Jack, Philemon was a real stand-up guy. He was a beloved brother in the Lord, c'mon, man! I mean, he had a good heart, he was full of faith and the love of Jesus.

  • Donald Trump

    Philemon 1: A tremendous chapter! Believe me, this is something very, very special. Paul, the great apostle, writes to Philemon about his runaway slave, Onesimus. Paul is asking Philemon to forgive the slave and take him back into his household.

  • Family Guy

    Lois: "Well, according to Philemon 1, the apostle Paul is writing a letter to Philemon, a Christian leader in Colossae, to remind him of his Christian duty to forgive and accept a runaway slave named Onesimus.