Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a little bit about yourself. What do you do for a living?"

Contestant: "Well, I'm a student of the Bible and I'd like to talk about the book of Philemon."

Alex Trebek: [sighs] "I think that's enough about the Bible. Let's move on. What kind of hobbies do you have?"

Contestant: "Well, I'm studying the book of Philemon right now, and I'd like to summarize what it's about. Philemon is a letter written by the Apostle Paul to Philemon, a Christian leader in Colossae. In it, Paul encourages Philemon to forgive a runaway slave, Onesimus, and to accept him back into the Christian community as a beloved brother in Christ."

Alex Trebek: [rolls his eyes] "Yes, yes... I'm sure that's very interesting. But tell me, what do you do for fun?"

Contestant: "Well, I'm really fascinated by the book of Philemon and its message of forgiveness and reconciliation. Paul urges Philemon to show mercy and grace to Onesimus, and to accept him with open arms, just as Christ has shown us mercy and grace."

Alex Trebek: [sighs] "Well, that's... nice. Let's move on. What kind of music do you like?"