Alex: Hi there! Tell us a bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I'd love to tell you about Titus 3!

Alex: (Resigned) Alright, go ahead.

Contestant: In Titus 3, Paul instructs Titus to remind the people to be subject to rulers, to obey magistrates, and to be ready for every good work. He also says to avoid foolish arguments, genealogies, and foolish controversies about the law. Finally, he says to remind them to be kind and to show love to one another and to all people.

Alex: (Sighing) Well, I'm sure that's very nice. Anything else?

Contestant: Yes, he also tells them to be gentle and to show courtesy to all people, not to return evil for evil, and to live in peace with everyone.

Alex: (Exasperated) That's...great. Is there anything else?

Contestant: Just one more thing - Paul concludes by saying to avoid foolish disputes, and to devote themselves to doing good works.

Alex: (Sarcastically) Of course. That's - that's really it?

Contestant: That's it!

Alex: (Rolling his eyes) Alright then. Let's move on...