Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living?

Contestant: Well, Alex, I'm actually a big fan of the Bible, so I wanted to take this opportunity to tell you about the book of Titus!

Alex Trebek: Uh, okay. What does it say?

Contestant: Titus 2 is all about living a life of godliness and good works. Paul instructs Titus to teach the older men to be sober, to be temperate, and to be good examples of faith and love. He also instructs the older women to be reverent, not to be slanderers, and to teach the younger women to be good wives and mothers. Finally, he encourages all believers to be kind, loving, and patient.

Alex Trebek: (Sighing) Interesting. Anything else?

Contestant: Yes, Alex. Titus 2 also encourages slaves to be obedient to their masters and to work hard. Paul encourages Christians to be willing to do good works and to be an example of sound doctrine.

Alex Trebek: (Rolling his eyes) Alright, well, we'll have to move on.